You know that I like to keep modesty at bay, so not to be outdone by your (and my) fascination of the Royal Wedding and the strict rules of Monarchy, I decided to dedicate this post to them. 5 reasons why I would make the best/worst Royal Princess. Let's Begin
The best reasons
1. I am black so it would add colour, it's all too pale over there, this would make for good looking olive skin kids, think Kim Kardashian (the look not personality)
2. The music played in the palace will make even the sarcastic and overly opinionated Prince Philip in love with his Queen (and me), all over again, imagine bed time and "Let's get it on" rocking in the background... "Aaaw babe! Lets get in...sugar"
3. I will do a reality show, showcasing the family on the lighter side, as normal, grounded, "happy" people. Imagine a scene where the Queen abruptly starts telling a joke or dancing around with hubby.
4. This would really be a fairytale to be told over and over again for years to come, because Prince William is a real life Prince and I (and my current rand net worth) am the equation of a peasant.
5. Our union will not only bring joint relation of blacks and whites but will also being and strengthen the relationship between 2 countries. There will be a waiver of international conformity for SA people wanting to live and work in the UK, Lord knows we need the pounds.
The worst:
1. Probably the fact that I would not be private, lime light... The reality show will drive the queen crazy, she might murder me and call it self defense, she I bigger than law over there (diplomatic immunity is what they call it I hear!)
2. The mixed blood might not be taken fondly by the descendants of the country, making me and my kids the "1st enemies of the State". Not cool for my princess and prince.
3. The last State visit by our President proved beyond the shadow of a doubt (via the UK media) that his past and current love stories will always be viewed negatively. It might not be so acceptable to form relations with me nor our country.
4. The music I will be playing will eventually be too loud and annoying to the Royals Old Fashioned as they are , the Earls and Dukes will throw a party each time I leave the Palace.
5. I would probably want my own Mansion in Beverly Hills because the winters will be too cold and as you and I know Blacks (and my Olives) don't do cold and definately don't do Snow, there is nothing beautiful and fascinating about that ish... I would be know as a stuck up ( those who don't know me well already do) ( those who do say I'm vain) somehow I prefer the latter;-)
I have to add a number 6....
Life will just not be the same without my Sydney, so on second thought I'd just stop dreaming of could have beens and focus on shedding some weight. I did get the go ahead to resume my work outs from the Dr. so that's where my royal highness head should be, the Gym, that small cold room at home sweating my larger than life ass off.... Anywho...
Signing off my dreams
Her Royal Highness
Mmabatho Brown
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