Monday, September 26, 2011

Cheers..toast..bravo to a detachable penis

The note reads " Bitch kindly stay away from my man, he is mine and you cannot steal him away from me. We come too far!" I start by laughing it off with her until  I realise that she is laughing out of anger and it actually does not strike her as funny. Lindi is really hurt because she hadn't the faintest idea that "he" had another woman, at home. She starts typing back and I hold her hands....Not again. The best is to say nothing back, thats where the power is. Instead of the world bitch being thrown around so much it looses emphasis and meaning,   instead of  an ongoing cycle of pin pointing at the wrong direction, do yourself a favour and get a compass please! 

I find that we're too scared to face up to the one you have any form of contractual agreement of fedility with. The one who probably initiated any form other relationship in the first place. Have you ever sent an email sms or dare I say it... a "please call fuck you" to a lady you believe to be stealing your man, SHAMELESS! Thats so high school... In your 20s laughabe; you're 30 its plain ridiculous, you're 40? Get yourself a life! 50...well....there have been cases okay.What is it that we hope to achieve, like when you call her and tell her to leave him she actually will, because YOU  actually believe you have YOU yes YOU actually have that much control over her? 

 I remember telling my man to break up with this girl infront of me, how stupid I must have looked considering that it did not end, it ended when I stopped pointing at her and focusing my energy on him. I was apprehensive, completely misrepresenting my self image. You have to measure what you're worth, any man that cannot stop doing what hurts you the most is probably not worth the clay they are built with. He's got you running around and around in circles over him. You truly believe that he is being stolen? 

Let me give you an oxford dictionary meaning of the word 'stealing'. "The actus reus of stealing is usually defined as an unauthorized taking, keeping or using of another's property which must be accompanied by a mens rea of dishonesty and/or the intent to permanently deprive the owner or the person with rightful possession of that property or its use" which is to say that that possession of yours you define a man is an object which is so passive and that is so mute and  oh so stupid that another person is accused of depriving "the rightful" owner with rightful possession or of its use LOL. You dumb girl. Ladies we need a revolution I am so tired of how women treat other women as they would the devil himself, as though our men are innocent sheep and we are the herd man, poor powerless sheep that are only hooked by thieves. This is my lesson for you today...

1. Stick a "this sheep belongs to" sticker on his forehead and back so that when next he decides to let his mind wander" i.e let his penis loose" she can give you a tinkle

2. How about you keep him chained to a chair at home, that way you can always know where the hell he is

3. Lets stop the female on female insults, ladies please, its over played!

Men cannot be stolen, in fact if they could - in a perfect world, they would come and go like seasons, thats just how they are built. And we... I wonder if we would mind so much where he went if we could possibly always know where his penis was, like which nasty hole it was about to enter into and remotely freeze it into "lame dick mode"or possibly detach it every time he walks out the door, umqhwebe and say "aaah aah..., you forgot to leave something behind.... " as you move forward to swiftly pull it off him because thats the only time we can file for a stolen case in my book.Would we really care who he talks to late at night? Would we care that much of club nights with the "boys". Only in the perfect world. Thats what we should order next century...men species that come with a detachable penis ...problem solved!  

STARTED MY HARD ASS WORKOUT THIS MORNING....YEAH TO A HARD AND TIGHT ASS!



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